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overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

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corn-abuse:

cozyqueen:

bruh porn titles be so extra and so outta line like u got shit like “HORNY TIGHT ASIAN TEEN GAGS ON MONSTER COCK” like relax why u so loud & specific.

Slightly young woman uses her mouth and other orifices to arouse moderately-sized man’s diddly-doo

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LOVEHER
This is literally my favorite video. I wanna be Kylie so badly.

taracynara:

doctordonna10:

qthewetsprocket:

dixie-chicken:

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

This post doesn’t show up on my dash enough.

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iabty:


yo dylan u were always my favorite even when i was in 3rd grade and everyone said u were fat i stood by u